Half a large can of Pineapple Juice
Half a large can of Orange Juice
Half a regular can Cream of Coconut
Mix and set aside...
Pour your favorite Rum (Coconut, Vanilla, Orange, or Plain)
over a glass of ice.
Pour Virgin Painkiller into said glass of rum.
Stir in a spoonful of canned schmushed pineapple.
Shake a delightful amount of Nutmeg over the top of the drink.
Taste for pleasure then serve with a smile.
(Note: Best to make an extra batch ahead cause after the first one's gone, it's hard to find the ability to perform the necessary ritual to make it again!)